I’m Sorry I Didn’t Make You a Burger at my BBQ // Vomit Girls
Just because I wear lipstick
doesn’t mean I wanna kiss you
Just because I’m wearing a dress
Doesn’t mean that you can touch me
I can kiss ten boys, I can kiss one boy,
it shouldn’t matter to you
I can sleep with whoever wherever whenever
it doesn’t mean it’s gonna be with you
If I’m getting dressed up
or putting on my makeup
even if I’m messed up
it doesn’t give you the right
I can wear short skirts, I can wear t shirts,
it doesn’t mean I’m asking for it
I should feel safe with what I wear without people calling at me
I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.
This is literally my first post on this blog in 4 months
this is the greatest thing ever
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Good Secret Bad Secret - Girls Handclapping Song! (by createfuturegood)
Protect girls against abuse
Get it girls! Let em know.
Go on girls. If this ain’t revolutionary then idk what is!
saving this because i will teach my future student s well
protect all kids against abuse.
this may be the most amazing thing i have ever watched in my life
Derping and posing.
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely
do i like you or do i like that you like medo I like you or do I like the idea of you
do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one
We’ve become bored with watching actors give us phony emotions. We are tired of pyrotechnics and special effects.