this is the greatest thing ever


He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)







Good Secret Bad Secret - Girls Handclapping Song! (by createfuturegood)

Protect girls against abuse

Get it girls! Let em know.

Go on girls. If this ain’t revolutionary then idk what is!

saving this because i will teach my future student s well

protect all kids against abuse.

this may be the most amazing thing i have ever watched in my life


Derping and posing.


Derping and posing.



cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.


if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties





do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one


We’ve become bored with watching actors give us phony emotions. We are tired of pyrotechnics and special effects.

ahahahah i get the most inconvenient crushes what is this 

it’s fucking funny is what it is haa


Surprise Saturday #140 | Childbirth - “I Only Fucked You as a Joke”

just awesome

Listen/purchase: I Only Fucked You as a Joke by CHILDBIRTH

i am feeling very social network-y tonight

is this what not having social anxiety feels like?