Derping and posing.
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely
do i like you or do i like that you like medo I like you or do I like the idea of you
do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one
We’ve become bored with watching actors give us phony emotions. We are tired of pyrotechnics and special effects.
ahahahah i get the most inconvenient crushes what is this
it’s fucking funny is what it is haa
Surprise Saturday #140 | Childbirth - “I Only Fucked You as a Joke”
Listen/purchase: I Only Fucked You as a Joke by CHILDBIRTH
i am feeling very social network-y tonight
is this what not having social anxiety feels like?
NO MORE CRUSH!!!! *crowd cheers in the distance*
»she’s a maneater
"The danger is I’m dangerous. And I might just tear you apart."
maneater; nelly furtado | kill of the night; gin wigmore | goodbye earl; dixie chicks | she wolf; shakira | cherry lips (go baby go!); garbage | i eat boys like you for breakfast; ida maria | bad things; jace everett | playing dangerous; lana del rey | teeth; lady gaga | how to be a heart breaker; marina and the diamonds | boris; boy | search and destroy; skunk anansie | bad girls (switch remix); m.i.a. ft. missy elliott & rye rye | diva; beyoncé | maneater; blue eyed blondes | catch you; sophie ellis-bextor | kill my boyfriend; natalia kills | sin wagon; dixie chicks | boys boys boys; lady gaga | i’m good, i’m gone; lykke li | las de la intuición; shakira | cannibal; ke$ha | kinda outta luck; lana del rey | temptation waits; garbage | she’s long gone; the black keys | black sheep; gin wigmore | breakin’ dishes; rihanna | goodbye; kristinia debarge | bad karma; ida maria | maneater; the bird and the bee
Dear new friends
don’t judge me for my 1d love
they’re cute and dumb nd i love em pleaSE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
thank u all will be well